i-was-once-a–tortoise:

fuckassmcgee:

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

i’m queuing this on January 23 so let’s see how this turned out i really really hope that none of this happens

xeppeli:

game manual in the 90s describing an enemy type: this bionic baddie has three arms and a nasty attitude. don’t get too close to his laser cutters or you’ll catch this big boy’s burn!

bpdvarric:

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions